Biden rambles about TV news being dominated by dogs being 'pushed' in lakes as he blames 'unhappy' reporters for Americans thinking the economy is dire

UK Daily Mail ^ | October 6 2023 | NIKKI SCHWAB

[knighthawk]

President Joe Biden blamed the press when asked Friday why Americans think the economy is dire, telling a group of White House reporters 'you all are not the happiest people in the world.'

He then used a bizarre analogy about a dog being pushed in a lake to make his point about negative news coverage.

Biden was delivering remarks about the September jobs report - in which 336,000 jobs were added to the economy, far exceeding economists' expectations - leading to a reporter to ask why, if the numbers were so sunny, most people still don't feel positive about the economy.

[Fido969]

Or you can look at a video of Biden kicking a dog.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-should-charged-animal-abuse-joe-biden-kicks-dog-viral-video-sparks-outrage-amid-commander-s-removal-white-house

[MtnClimber]

Is Xao Bi-Dung finished beating his dogs?

[MNJohnnie]

Because the US government can massage the numbers anyway they like, it cannot massage reality.

[Seruzawa]

Au contraire. Reporters are very happy. They get paid for sitting at a computer and making stuff up. They are failed fiction writers who can’t get their novels and short stories published. Yet they get paid anyhow.

[SaveFerris]

(He then used a bizarre analogy about a dog being pushed in a lake)

Yeah but it was a dog-faced pony soldier so yellow school bus passage of time Venn diagram.

Potato salad!!!

[mikey_hates_everything]

Can't wait until he breaks out into his redition of "On the Mississippi Mud" in a press conference. Or makes that mop head do it.

[dfwgator]

Well at least he got demoted from General to Colonel.

[MotorCityBuck]

Sure. Push a dog in a lake. He will just swim back and ask you to do it again.😉

[Shady]

The Labor/Treasury Depts recently revised ALL of the numbers for the past three years…in a nutshell, these “reports” are about as accurate as a manure spreader.

[The Sons of Liberty]

(He then used a bizarre analogy about a dog being pushed in a lake)

It will be hard for him to top calling LL cool J "Boy" a week or so ago.

[NetAddicted]

Yes, Biden mentioning dogs on same day news drops that he kicks and beats his dogs is tantamount to an admission of guilt.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Yep.

[popdonnelly]

Mental decay. I feel sorry for him.

[SJackson]

You turn on the television and there's not a whole lot about boy saves dog as he swims in the lake, you know, they say, you know, somebody pushed the dog in the lake

?????

Story would probably be the dog saving the boy.

[Reno89519]

Bet this drives the sign language translator crazy trying to handle his rambling.

[gibsonguy]

A huge percentage of these “jobs” were part time, Traitor Joe left that out of course.

[SaveFerris]

He certainly provides a lot of potential comic material

Maybe that’s why the Democrats installed him - daily comic relief

[Reno89519]

Are we to a point where the 25th amendment needs serious discussion and, yes, we suck it up about potential Harris presidency?

[Zathras]

Is he sure he wasn’t being attacked by a killer rabbit?
Biden just went full on Jimmy Carter!