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That Miserable Bag Of Goo Mitt Romney Slinks Away Humiliated
Townhall ^ | 9/18/23 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 09/18/2023 8:33:11 AM PDT by CFW

I knew there was something wrong with Mitt Romney, really wrong, when my mom – a daughter of Pennsylvania’s steel mill country, but a dedicated Republican, told me back in 2012, “I just don’t like him.” Of course, those steel mills are all gone now, moved to China by guys who either were, or looked exactly like, Mitt Romney. Now he’s finally calling it quits as a senator, apparently by popular demand. His departure is cause for celebration. Mitt Romney is a bad person who pretends to be a good person. He is the blow-dried embodiment of everything awful about the Republican Party that used to be. The only good thing about him is the riddance.

Mitt Romney is an empty $5,000 suit, a human Mad-Lib who tries to fill in the blanks with whatever his audience wants to hear. He is Eddie Haskell with incredible hair, who believes in nothing except the desperate imperative of his own success. That success, of course, has been limited – Mitt will be remembered for his failures. Love Trump or hate him, you have to respect the way The Bad Orange Man serially humiliated Mitt by encouraging his ambitions right up to the point where Trump publicly snatched back whatever job he was dangling in front of Romney’s nose. Brutal, and totally deserved.

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TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; Politics/Elections; US: Utah
KEYWORDS: assistantdemocrat; gope; magicunderwear; mitt; mittens; mittrinoromney; mittromney; muttdumbney; pierredelecto; rino; rinoromney; romney; schlichter; utah; willard
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To: kiryandil

Mittens could not be that shallow. It was an act. He was happy to be a gentlemanly loser, like Paul Ryano.


41 posted on 09/18/2023 11:07:11 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( What did Obama know, and when did he know it? Did Obama know Biden was taking bribes?)
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

11. Nancy Mace


42 posted on 09/18/2023 11:07:56 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie ( What did Obama know, and when did he know it? Did Obama know Biden was taking bribes?)
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To: CFW

Trump nailed it when he called Mitt a choke artist.


43 posted on 09/18/2023 11:13:33 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: fireman15

That’s the one.

L


44 posted on 09/18/2023 11:20:23 AM PDT by Lurker ( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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To: CFW
I remain both disgusted and ashamed at having been put in the position of casting a 'lesser of two evils' vote for both of the two ('R') pieces of shit McCain and Romney.

Decoupling myself from the spineless Repukelican party and registering as Independent was refreshingly helpful, if not totally cleansing.

45 posted on 09/18/2023 11:30:07 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: JustaTech

The whole essay is well done and very amusing.


46 posted on 09/18/2023 11:45:22 AM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: CFW

Be sure the guys lined up to take his seat are a few feet to Mitt’s right.


47 posted on 09/18/2023 11:51:37 AM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: uranium penguin

Mitt’s in his late 70’s.

Time for him to go leisure at one of his luxury homes.


48 posted on 09/18/2023 11:54:58 AM PDT by lurk (u)
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To: CFW
Kurt nails the Romney Jello to the wall.

Hilarious!

49 posted on 09/18/2023 11:55:12 AM PDT by Gritty (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the Revolution. - Saul Alinsky)
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To: SunkenCiv

And a bad Mormon too. But what do you expect from a guy that believes a con man once met an angel in a cave and gave him golden plates which he buried and then forgot where he buried them? Dumb de dumb dumb. Yep, a sure fire plan for salvation only an imbecile would believe. (That and the ok to take as many wives a man desires.)


50 posted on 09/18/2023 12:13:44 PM PDT by scottiemom (As a former Texas public school teacher, I recommend home school)
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To: CFW

Tell us how you really feel, Kurt!


51 posted on 09/18/2023 12:37:47 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: CFW
His oily personality is one thing. But his utterly unprincipled amorality is the bottom line.



52 posted on 09/18/2023 12:41:51 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: CFW

Great takedown of the worthless liberal scumbag romney.


53 posted on 09/18/2023 12:51:48 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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To: Antoninus

Also signed a state assault weapon ban.


54 posted on 09/18/2023 12:56:10 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (“There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach,” said one woman)
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To: CFW

👍


55 posted on 09/18/2023 1:47:53 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: tomkat

“I remain both disgusted and ashamed at having been put in the position of casting a ‘lesser of two evils’ vote for both of the two (’R’) pieces of shit McCain and Romney.”

Same.


56 posted on 09/18/2023 1:50:16 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: allendale
"Romney has real problems. His sons, Nancy Pelosi’s son and Kerry’s stepsons were in collusion with the Hunter Biden corruption in the Ukraine. Little doubt the revenue streams went back to Romney and the others. He knows that if there is a serious impeachment trial or if Trump is reelected, it will end very badly for this phony."

Post Of The Day™.

Bishop Dullard had zero intention of pulling out, until Hunter's plea deal got the zot.

Rosemont Seneca Partners. Wiki deleted the entry on that and on Rosemont Seneca Bohai, and will only permit those globalist grift mills in passing mention on Hunter's page and BHR Partner's page.

57 posted on 09/18/2023 1:51:27 PM PDT by StAnDeliver (TrumpII)
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To: lurk

“Be sure the guys lined up to take his seat are a few feet to Mitt’s right.”


I’d prefer a mile, but a few feet would at least be moving in the right direction.


58 posted on 09/18/2023 1:52:12 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: CFW

Mittens wouldn’t be pulling out unless UT polling was really bad.


59 posted on 09/18/2023 2:30:21 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

And other than ME, all RED States.
Its shocking how bad the GOP has run their side of the Senate.


60 posted on 09/18/2023 2:31:57 PM PDT by Zathras
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