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To: EEGator; FRiends

‘You chose poorly, Grasshopper!’

What a dumb@ss.

When I was in Army Basic Training (1979) there was this black chick who kept riding me. For weeks. She was HUGE and I was a 99-pound weakling at the time. ;) Also, being small, I had been picked on all of my life. I knew the drill.

I finally told her, ‘Fine. You want to fight me? I’ll fight you. But I. Fight. Dirty. So, prepare to lose a few handfuls of hair, maybe lose an eye that I gouge out with my thumbs, enjoy your disfigured FACE once I grab a rock or break off a pop bottle. Oh, and you’ll probably come away with one less ear.’

She backed off, LOL! And funny, I don’t remember her graduating with our class, either.

*SMIRK* Dumb@ss.


10 posted on 08/24/2023 7:01:21 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Most times, going “ape” on a bully works since they’re not used to it.


15 posted on 08/24/2023 7:12:07 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I think this is the best post you've ever made.

I had a similar thing on Parris Island in 1989. A "Dark Green" whose name happened to be Black decided I was going to be his bully target. Biggest guy in the platoon.

He didn't graduate with us because he couldn't pass Swim Qual.

16 posted on 08/24/2023 7:33:52 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Most likely she wasn’t there to graduate. She was only there for the government paycheck. Probably one of those “da judge gave me a choice. Join the Army or go to prison for life” creeps.


22 posted on 08/24/2023 8:22:54 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Say anything you like. Just don't say anything you don't like." - Old communist proverb.)
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