Posted on 08/15/2023 3:52:05 PM PDT by CFW
Disney, our favorite left-wing corporate punching bag, is having a(nother) bad month. The company just reported fiscal fourth-quarter losses of a cool $710 million.
Don’t worry, I’m sure its new woke live-action version of “Snow White” will fix things. Let’s see what the new Snow White, the outspoken Hispanic feminista Rachel Zegler has to say about the new movie that will save Disney from disaster.
“It’s no longer 1937,” Zegler said. “She’s not going to be saved by the prince and she’s not going to be dreaming about true love. She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.”
Sounds like President Snow White’s been on Tinder too long!
Well, at least there will be those cute little dwarves, right? Everyone loves shawties in funny outfits! Sleepy, Dopey, Doc — kids love those guys! Unfortunately, Disney may be falling short here. The New York Post reports, “Disney’s live action ‘Snow White’ under fire for replacing seven dwarfs with ‘magical creatures’ of all sizes, genders.”
Just what every little girl loves: a bunch of weird grown-ups dressed like homeless Antifa junkies, sharing a home with a 14-year-old princess. “Snow White and the Non-binary Polycule House.” You know, for kids! Excuse me while I short Disney stock.
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
https://www.wsj.com/articles/movie-financier-tsg-accuses-disney-of-depriving-it-of-millions-of-dollars-bd92324d?mod=business_lead_pos2
"TSG Entertainment, which helped finance hits including “Avatar: The Way of Water” and the “Deadpool” franchise for Twentieth Century Fox, is suing the studio and its parent company Disney DIS -1.97%decrease; red down pointing triangle for alleged breach of contract.
A suit filed Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court by TSG alleges that the Disney-owned movie studio intentionally withheld profits and cut sweetheart deals to boost its own streaming platforms Hulu and Disney+, as well as its stock price, at the expense of its partners.
TSG also claims that the actions deprived it of cash the financier needed to exercise options to invest more in individual films and that TSG’s efforts to sell its stakes in other movies to fund more investments were hindered. "
BTw. Little Mermaid etc, girls (half the audience) do not enjoy watching princesses turn against their parents as much as parents think they do. Step parents yes. Parents nope.
Oh, yes she will be! Love of herself. It's all about narcissism with the proggies.
That is right, I’m sad to say.
The author has a savage sense of humor. I like it.
“Are you telling me no one wants to subscribe to Disney Plus to watch yet another beloved fairy tale slaughtered and worn as a skin suit by corporate harpies?”
Classic.
In the original Snow White (and the Brothers Grimm story it was based on) Snow White is 14 and the Prince is 17-18
perhaps Igor has finally figured out that he and Dorothy along with Alice are no longer in Kansas.
“You know, for kids!”
Ah, a “Hudsucker Proxy” reference. One of the rarer breeds of Coen Brothers references, even if we ignore Lebowski as an outlier.
There's only one dwarf in this stupid movie thanks to one millionaire dwarf named Peter Dinklage who decided to complain about casting dwarves for this movie - on behalf of dwarves ostensibly - the result being that six dwarf actors did not get work.
I despise libs like him.
I mean, that's a lot of money!
Lol, “It rubs the lotion…”
"Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye!"
Snow White the FemiNazi will save Disney and the perverts lol
Coming soon, a Biden Bailout for the mouse
“There’s only one dwarf in this stupid movie thanks to one millionaire dwarf named Peter Dinklage who decided to complain about casting dwarves for this movie - on behalf of dwarves ostensibly - the result being that six dwarf actors did not get work.
I despise libs like him”
Yep, Dinklage would be a nobody and praying for any jobs if Game of Thrones hadn’t fallen in his lap. Now thanks to him six little people were booted from this remake only to NOT find other work.
Just look what it took to destroy a legendary part of American culture, introduce a cancer that you cannot question or else
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