My liberal test is to tell a joke. If it growls or grimaces or shows a flash of anger, it’s a liberal.
Avoid.
It works
I can usually tell the Liberals within a few seconds.
Female:
Short hair, colored purple, green or pink.
Black fingernail polish
Body odor or overpowering perfume.
Tee shirt, no bra
Tee shirt says “If a man speaks alone in a forest is he still wrong?....YES!”
Male:
Unshaven
Hair in ponytail or man-bun
Body odor or overpowering cologne.
Tee shirt says ‘Earth Day 2023....Save Mother Earth!’