BLOW IN YOUR FRONT AND BACK DOORS, SHOOT YOUR DOGS AND CATS, BEAT YOUR HUSBAND INTO A COMA, THREATEN YOUR KIDS WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS, AND SLAP THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR WIFE WHILE SHE’S IN HANDCUFFS!
Thank you for your trust and cooperation!!!!
After about the fifth or sixth story like that, my faith in the gov’t is kinda like ... gone.