[Elsie]

He had sex with good ol’ Fang-fang,
When she asked him, “How does it hang?”
“Oh ‘bout this far,
“Let’s get outta this bar,
“Gotta get some ‘dat poontang!”

[Mark17]

There once was a girl friend named Fang Fang
To whom Swalwell did a little bit of bang bang
She really is a spy
That we can’t deny
But if we did it, we would only get hang hang.