Politico Helpfully Preparing the Public: 'White House Cocaine Culprit Unlikely To Be Found'

Newsbusters ^ | July 5, 2023 | P.J. Gladnick

[PJ-Comix]

Gee! Isn't that a shame?

Despite the fact that the White House is probably the most intensely video-surveilled building on the planet, an official with the investigation wants us to believe that the public shouldn't expect the discovery of the culprit who left cocaine there just this past weekend. At least that is what the utterly skepticism-free Politico reporter Daniel Lippman is relaying to his readers on Wednesday in "White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official."

[Songcraft]

Lucky for us, Hunter has consented to take the full baggie, and begin his own exhaustive investigation into who left it there in the White House.

[arthurus]

To find a culprit one has to actually look for him. There is surely DNA and probably a fingerprint or two on the baggie.

[Blue Highway]

Yeah, Kevin McCarthy will get right on it. If the Dems controlled the house and Trump was president when something like this happened, she’d already have an investigation and trump’s 4th impeachment the works.

[Blue Highway]

When the evidence is right UP his nose

[Blue Highway]

Remember the initial report of the Paul Pelosi sex romp gone wrong. The story changed every day.

[Mark17]

It must have fallen out of Epstein’s pocket while he was committing suicide.

I wonder how long it took for Epstein to Epstein himself? 😁😆

[God luvs America]

just like the leaker of roe v wade

[Pennsyltucky Boy]

They should all be pissing in cups for the next year and a half.

[coalminersson]

odds of who brought coke into the wh

Hunter Biden 1-2
Hunter stashed in one of the kid’s bags 3-1
The Indian Prime Minister 7-1.
Left over from the Clinton Administration 7-2.
Indict Trump for it 2-1.