Posted on 05/23/2023 1:24:36 PM PDT by NohSpinZone
What does an average day look like?
Wake-up is at 6 a.m. every day, according to FPC Bryan’s “Inmate Admission & Orientation Handbook,” and all inmates must be counted at least five times daily in official roll calls. Inmates must make their beds and clean up their cells; the unit with the best weekly “sanitation rating” gets called first for meals, while the unit with the worst hygiene comes in last.
All inmates who are able must have a “regular job assignment.” The prison offers business classes and even forklift training for women who would like to be certified.
Although the facility is minimum security, there are many limitations on what inmates can wear and own inside the prison. They are “prohibited from wearing any clothing not government-issued or purchased in the Commissary” and “may possess only one approved radio or MP3 player, and watch at a time.” Jewelry is limited to a “plain wedding band and an appropriate religious medallion and chain without stones,” but their value cannot exceed $100.
Holmes, who was once the subject of fawning — and then damning — magazine covers, can receive publications to her cell. FPC Bryan allows inmates to subscribe to magazines and newspapers. Inmates are also permitted to write to members of the media, although as with all correspondence, it is likely to be monitored.
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Remember when the media hailed her as one of the up-and-coming young leaders of her generation. lol
While it doesn’t look like “hard time”, 11 years in the middle of your career will take a big bite out of her life. And since it’s Federal time, good behavior points are not accumulated as they are in State prison. She will do most of that 11 years.
That sucks for her.
She fooled quite a few heavyweights. Although, it could be said that they wanted to believe.
Way too easy on someone who ruined and destroyed so many lives. She deserved the Bernie Madoff sentencing, but because vagina, she gets a fraction of it in a much nicer minimum security place.
I didn’t think they would lock her up
“The prison offers business classes...”
Haha. Holmes can be a guest speaker on how to woo capital investors with nothing but some lipstick and a tall tale.
She fooled quite a few heavyweights.
Then again, they may have been touted as heavyweights, but, in reality (metaphorically speaking), would get their asses kicked by Barney Fife.
As an example, remember Robert Mueller was a hardened retired Marine veteran Captain who voted Republican all his life.
“Holmes can be a guest speaker on how to woo capital investors with nothing but some lipstick and a tall tale.”
Or a split tail :)
I was thinking of George Schultz.
When she was about to start her prison sentence*, David Letterman had a skit on how Martha Stewart would be a good cellmate:
Her experience at throwing silverware at people would be an advantage during a prison riot,
it would be good to hear her shout “It’s not a good thing,
b-—h”, during a prison shower fight
and there’s nothing as good as freshly baked caramel chip cookies after a morning lice check.
* Mitch, his wife, and Nancy Pelosi and her husband and many more were never in prison despite insider trading allegations.
will there be video of the prison shower fight?
Splat like a bug againts the top of the cruel glass ceiling. She had no business leading that enterprise. Her investors , sponsors, employees and the fawning media all proved themselves idiots.
Reminds me of Mel Brook’s “TheProducers”.
She will be out in time for her two kids to be about teenagers. I am sure they will be close.
...spot on.... the famous P. T. Barnum pegged it many years ago....
“Many people are gullible, and we can expect this to continue.”
I was told a long time ago that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably isn’t true.... she scammed a lot of people...
I’m sure they will have festive decorations (one per cell) at holiday time, and play Christmas music, like John Prine:
“It was Christmas in prison
And the food was real good
We had turkey and pistols
Carved out of wood”
“Hopefully she’ll emerge a better person. Based on her current attitude and behavior, I have my doubts.”
holmes is a sociopath ... there’s no cure for that ...
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