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Disney’s ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Debuts to Brutal Reviews
Breitbart ^ | 19 May 2023 | John Nolte

Posted on 05/20/2023 10:19:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is debuting to worse reviews than Indiana Jones and the Kindom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks.

How is it physically and scientifically possible to make a movie worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks?

Ooh, I know. Ooh, ooh, I know!

You hire Kathleen Kennedy to produce it.

Things looked pretty good for Indy 5 when director James Mangold was brought on to bid Indiana Jones a fond farewell. Mangold’s farewell to Wolverine with Logan (2017) is a thing of beauty, my favorite X-Men movie.

And I wasn’t too worried that Harrison Ford is 80 years old. He’s still fit and virile, still every inch a leading man. That can work...

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breitbart; disney; getwokegobroke; harrisonford; indianajones; indianajones5; jamesmangold; johnnolte; kathleenkennedy; thedialofdestiny
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To: MinorityRepublican

Disney has killed another movie franchise...


21 posted on 05/20/2023 10:38:13 AM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

“The author has a history of bashing the Indiana Jones films by Disney.”

This is the first Indiana Jones movie made by Disney.


22 posted on 05/20/2023 10:38:15 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: Rummyfan

“Look at this movie. It’s worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the theatre. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless?”


23 posted on 05/20/2023 10:42:20 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Until this post, I was unaware this movie was a Lucasfilm/disney production. I’ll have to review my ‘do not watch’ list.

“...by Disney. I’m going to go see it and enjoy it.”

So...

You’re on record as supporting disney?

Alrighty, then. /s


24 posted on 05/20/2023 10:43:03 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Rummyfan

The massive irony is they take a woke poke at capitalism, yet trying to grind out one final movie from tue scraps of a huge series to try to rake in hundreds of millions of dollars....


25 posted on 05/20/2023 10:43:17 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Tom Cruise is old school? You need to watch some real classics.


26 posted on 05/20/2023 10:43:18 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: MinorityRepublican

Who?


27 posted on 05/20/2023 10:45:43 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: FlyingEagle

“Get off my mobility scooter!”


28 posted on 05/20/2023 10:47:54 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Rummyfan
The original Raiders of the Lost Ark is playing in theaters June 4 and June 7.

Locate participating theaters here: https://www.fandango.com/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-2023-re-release-231685/movie-overview

Book tickets asap before the good seats are taken.

29 posted on 05/20/2023 10:51:00 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: MinorityRepublican

Doing it for the money? His estimated net worth is $300 million. Sometimes people do things for enjoyment, like playing golf or acting in movies.


30 posted on 05/20/2023 10:52:45 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: nickcarraway

Well played!


31 posted on 05/20/2023 10:54:57 AM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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To: Rummyfan

Indiana Jones 5: The Nap Continues


32 posted on 05/20/2023 10:57:36 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Rio

Incredible. Absolutely incredible.


33 posted on 05/20/2023 10:59:07 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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Heard it ends with Indy saying “I belong in a museum.”


34 posted on 05/20/2023 10:59:21 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: MinorityRepublican
If this movie doesn't do well at the box office, and given Harrison Ford's age, the obvious solution for Indiana Jones 6 is to have Indiana Jones played by a black actor. Or maybe by a black tranny.
35 posted on 05/20/2023 11:26:28 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Rummyfan
Disney I'd dead. Absolutely no creativity, no moral center. Disney's religion is DIE, diversity, inclusivity and equity.
36 posted on 05/20/2023 11:32:05 AM PDT by Chgogal (Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell.)
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To: proust

I meant the Star Wars ones. My bad.


37 posted on 05/20/2023 11:34:27 AM PDT by Macho MAGA Man (The last two weren't balloons. One was a cylindrical objects )
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To: MinorityRepublican

If I was Harrison Ford, I probably would still want the role. He probably wouldn’t want anyone else to play it, since he pretty much owns it.
Even if it does suck.
Just my opinion.


38 posted on 05/20/2023 11:42:25 AM PDT by telescope115 (My feet are on the ground, and my head is in the stars. A Man, and proud of it!)
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To: Rummyfan
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal really sucked.
39 posted on 05/20/2023 11:50:09 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.)
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To: Rummyfan

It’s not Hollywood, it’s Disneyhood destroying every successful franchise they get their hands on with the club of wokeness. this kind of crap they have been turning out for too many years is the reason they are laying off thousands in their ‘entertainment/groomer’ divisions and cancelling projects in Florida.


40 posted on 05/20/2023 11:50:09 AM PDT by Mastador1
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