According to the Brookings Institition the current two top gangs in Haiti are:
The G9 an Fanmi e Alye, led by the notorious former police officer Jimmy “Barbecue” Chérizier, and the GPèp la, led by Gabriel Jean Pierre, known as Ti Gabriel.
Here goes....
When you’re a Jet or in Fanmi e Alye
you will fight Ti Gabriels to your last dying day.
You can stab ‘em or burn ‘em like Barbecue say.
Until Haiti is yours and you do things your way.
With apologies to...
Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim.