[combat_boots]

Playing Mozart increases productivity.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Playing Mozart increases productivity.”

Also, playing Mozart for babies, even in the womb, helps kids with math later in life.

Of course, doing well in math also is racist, so ...

[Sirius Lee]

Playing Mozart increases productivity.

Yup. Puts you in a good mood, too. However playing Bach endows the performer with cerebral phosphorescence.

[Carl Vehse]

"Playing Mozart increases productivity."

Productivity is racist.