“...Just cast an eye in her direction. Oh, me! Oh, my! Ain’t that perfection!...”
This a particularly magnetic, unidentified flying object.
These aliens are abducting us daily but the news refuses to report it.
My friend was adbducted and could not speak for several months.
He is from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
See this, start at 24 minutes:
Escanaba in da Moonlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7x6IsFMpOs