Posted on 04/19/2023 10:54:02 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian
RCMP photos provided to Western Standard
A man was arrested after an individual drove a Hyundai Elantra through a school in Morley, Alberta.
Police released images of the vehicular rampage which caused more than $150,000 in damage.
Cochrane RCMP were called to Morley Community School April 12 at 6.44 am following reports a vehicle had been driven through the school’s hallways. The vehicle was located and seized shortly afterwards.
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Not to worry. The damage should just buff out! Besides, our tax dollars will pay for damage to the school. The perp will likely have to spend time in a First Nations 'healing circle' rather than time in the crowbar hotel.
Florida Man Goes to Canada
Tried to get the band teacher’s VW into the music room back in the day. Just wouldn’t fit past the school entrance, so we had to leave it in the doorway.
I’ve never seen a school with roll up security shutters over all the doors and windows.
Of the Elantra? What a stupid headline. Why does the make of the car matter?
Funny you wrote that! Originally, my first sentence was going to be, “Not ‘Florida Man’ but ‘Morley man’”. Changed my mind, though.
Take the Car to Shop Class and let them have at it.
Do they have Shop Class anymore?
Morley is on the Stoney Nakoda First Nation. ‘Buffalo said.
You too? 😂😂
He was bored so he drank white man’s fire water and ......
Sorry, my phone’s ‘autocorrect’ changed ‘ ‘Nuff said.’ to ‘Buffalo said’. Ain’t AI just grand?
Schools are made to double as containment facilities now. They will be used as prisons shortly.
I drove a VW through the halls of my high school. Sort of “nudged” a coke machine. I did it the first day as a freshman.
Legend status for 4 years. I highly recommend it.
We ran over all the newly planted trees at our new high school after the Friday night dance in a ‘71 Torino. Mowed those trees down. That was back in ‘81. Now those trees are massive!!!
I'm guessing this took place in an age before security cameras. If kids try that now they will be caught and probably will face felony charges. I sadly recommend against.
And in CBS’ coverage, they are whining on and on about how we need to get Morley Safer.
And they’re worried about guns in schools.
1972. You know. When we were still free.
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