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Hyundai Elantra driven through Alberta school hallways prompts arrest
Western Standard online ^ | April 19, 2023 | Shay Bottomley

Posted on 04/19/2023 10:54:02 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian


RCMP photos provided to Western Standard

A man was arrested after an individual drove a Hyundai Elantra through a school in Morley, Alberta.

Police released images of the vehicular rampage which caused more than $150,000 in damage.

Cochrane RCMP were called to Morley Community School April 12 at 6.44 am following reports a vehicle had been driven through the school’s hallways. The vehicle was located and seized shortly afterwards.

(Excerpt) Read more at westernstandard.news ...


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Perhaps the perp mistakenly thought that the 'Morley Community School' was a 'driving school'. Morley is on the Stoney Nakoda First Nation.

Not to worry. The damage should just buff out! Besides, our tax dollars will pay for damage to the school. The perp will likely have to spend time in a First Nations 'healing circle' rather than time in the crowbar hotel.

1 posted on 04/19/2023 10:54:02 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Florida Man Goes to Canada


2 posted on 04/19/2023 10:56:07 AM PDT by JZelle
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Tried to get the band teacher’s VW into the music room back in the day. Just wouldn’t fit past the school entrance, so we had to leave it in the doorway.


3 posted on 04/19/2023 10:56:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

I’ve never seen a school with roll up security shutters over all the doors and windows.


4 posted on 04/19/2023 10:57:21 AM PDT by matt04 ( )
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Of the Elantra? What a stupid headline. Why does the make of the car matter?


5 posted on 04/19/2023 10:58:40 AM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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To: JZelle

Funny you wrote that! Originally, my first sentence was going to be, “Not ‘Florida Man’ but ‘Morley man’”. Changed my mind, though.


6 posted on 04/19/2023 10:59:24 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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7 posted on 04/19/2023 10:59:53 AM PDT by Boogieman
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Take the Car to Shop Class and let them have at it.

Do they have Shop Class anymore?


8 posted on 04/19/2023 11:00:07 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: matt04

Morley is on the Stoney Nakoda First Nation. ‘Buffalo said.


9 posted on 04/19/2023 11:02:08 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: BenLurkin

You too? 😂😂


10 posted on 04/19/2023 11:05:24 AM PDT by datura (Eventually, the Lord and the Truth will win.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

He was bored so he drank white man’s fire water and ......


11 posted on 04/19/2023 11:05:58 AM PDT by dennisw (This)
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Sorry, my phone’s ‘autocorrect’ changed ‘ ‘Nuff said.’ to ‘Buffalo said’. Ain’t AI just grand?


12 posted on 04/19/2023 11:06:00 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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Schools are made to double as containment facilities now. They will be used as prisons shortly.


13 posted on 04/19/2023 11:08:45 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

I drove a VW through the halls of my high school. Sort of “nudged” a coke machine. I did it the first day as a freshman.
Legend status for 4 years. I highly recommend it.


14 posted on 04/19/2023 11:10:39 AM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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We ran over all the newly planted trees at our new high school after the Friday night dance in a ‘71 Torino. Mowed those trees down. That was back in ‘81. Now those trees are massive!!!


15 posted on 04/19/2023 11:36:59 AM PDT by 9422WMR (45 1. Lie, cheat, steal. It’s how the democRATS operate. )
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I drove a VW through the halls of my high school. Sort of “nudged” a coke machine. I did it the first day as a freshman. Legend status for 4 years. I highly recommend it.

I'm guessing this took place in an age before security cameras. If kids try that now they will be caught and probably will face felony charges. I sadly recommend against.

16 posted on 04/19/2023 11:49:02 AM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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17 posted on 04/19/2023 11:55:46 AM PDT by TexasGator
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And in CBS’ coverage, they are whining on and on about how we need to get Morley Safer.


18 posted on 04/19/2023 12:01:22 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

And they’re worried about guns in schools.


19 posted on 04/19/2023 12:22:16 PM PDT by Rappini
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1972. You know. When we were still free.


20 posted on 04/19/2023 2:44:42 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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