He cheated at Scrabble. I kept telling him “Kovfefe is not a word!” and he’d just smile and spell it a different way. It is a felony to cheat at board games in Zimbabwe, and we were passing over it on his plane. He paid me five bucks to keep my mouth shut. I returned it to him in shekels, so I could have him prosecuted in Zimbabwe, because Orange Man Bad./parody that will shortly become real
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Every Gulliver has his Lilliputians.