“ I’d suggest that his fleeing when paged undercuts your theory”
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OK, have it your way, but it sounds like he neglected to include a detonator in his “bomb”. He also forgot to pack a midget in the suitcase to light the fuse.
But he’s still a dumbass in my book.
In his defense, midgets are hard to come by. I think there’s a shortage.
He *is* a midget—an evil, ugly midget. He should go away permanently.