Top Putin war official plunges 160 feet to her death from high-rise building

nypost ^ | 2/16/2023 | Snejana Farberov

[Col Frank Slade]

Epstein’ed.

[alloysteel]

Defenestration - the Russian equivalent to Arkancide.

Happens a lot to people who may know a little too much.

[Delta 21]

Its a mystery!

[silent majority rising]

Did you not like my poem ‘Yank Yankina outta da winda’?

[ETCM]

“Sixteen floors and what’ya get...”

Not another day older and deeper in dirt...

[Vendome]

[Rummyfan]

According to a preliminary investigation, it is believed Yankina committed suicide.

Oh, I'm sure.

A lot of defenestrations occurring lately.

[dennisw]

Did you not like my poem ‘Yank Yankina outta da winda’?

This was primo!!! for sure !! and would be a shoo-in for you to get on the David Letterman show. 10 years ago.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Maybe someone can post this .gif

http://www.downside.com/bldgjump.gif

[bray]

She killed herself with two taps to the back before she jumped.

[tlozo]

In November, Col. Vadim Boiko, 44, deputy head of the Makarov Pacific Higher Naval School in Vladivostok, was found dead from multiple gunshot wounds in what has been described as a suicide.

Boiko, who played a role in Putin’s partial mobilization efforts, “executed” himself with five gunshots to the chest in his commander’s office after allegedly being set up to take the fall for some of the problems plaguing the invasion of Ukraine, according to his widow.

[OKSooner]

Alarming headline.

So long as it wasn't Zakharova, one's not gonna lose much sleep over it.

Now if something were to happen to Zakharova, that would be bad. Very bad indeed, in fact the worst possible.

[null and void]

<img src=http://www.downside.com/bldgjump.gif> posts:

[thegagline]

Note to self:

If I ever get hired by Putin, I will never enter a building taller than 1 story.

[COBOL2Java]

According to a preliminary investigation, it is believed Yankina committed suicide.

Yeah, committed suicide with 3 pistol shots in the back of the head.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Once you reach the ground it’s terminal velocity.

[newfreep]

“When Black Friday comes I’ll stand down by the door
And catch all the grey men as they dive from the fourteenth floor.”

-Fagen/Becker

[MayflowerMadam]

Oops.

[aculeus]

I can’t recall any female suicide by defenestration.

She was “Putined”.

[bert]

As she passed the 5th floor she was heard to say “yasametra okidemo “ translated “so far, so good”