Walmart is not losing hundreds of millions in its Cook County (and other stores) because people are shoplifting candy bars. They are losing money because organized gangs of ferals are stealing massive amounts of merchandise.
Stealing a candy bar would likely not result in being charged. Habitually stealing candy bars would and in Illinois could be charged as a misdemeanor or a felony depending on the circumstances.
You seem to be making the same mistake you made with the law with what is lawyerly in that you mistakenly believe that what you think is lawyerly is lawyerly. What you think about what is and is not lawyerly is irrelevant. A person who passed the bar examination and was admitted to the bar who does not commit a felony has a duty to try to educate people on what the law is not what that person thinks the law should be.
A person who is ineducable is and will always remain a moron. You are ineducable based on your responses. Therefore, you are a moron.