[MIchaelTArchangel]

Doc, I did not call you a moron because we disagree. I called you a moron because you have demonstrated you are unable to process legal information. People like you come into my office all the time saying, “I did not know what I did was against the law.” When a moron says that too me, I send him or her to the public defender for representation as I refuse to represent morons who will get convicted because they are too stupid to function in an organized law-based society. While they have the right to legal counsel, they do not have a right to my legal counsel.

[Dr. Sivana]

What did I process incorrectly? That you put no qualifiers on your statement that shoplifting is a felony? I know of no state where all shoplifting is a felony. Obviously, if you shoplift a diamond ring from a jewelry store, that's a felony because of its value, but if you shoplift a candy bar it isn't.

I do not believe all shoplifting should be prosecuted as felonious. Since you are an attorney, I am surprised that you are not more exacting in your language.