I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
America’s fault.
Global warming is causing to sun to break apart.
Daddy’s last words: ‘You’re no son of mine!’
Will it hurt tv and radio reception?
SUV emissions, THAT’S IT!
another bullshit title for clickbait. Here I’m thinking a large chunk broke off but the little 8 second vid shows flaming gases involved in the turbulance at the pole. up until now they were called solar flares. now theyre called pieces of the sun!!
Great National Enquirer grade headine.
(I like the visual of “Stunned Scientists.”)
Now, everybody with poor science education knows, there is a great, vast cookie-sheet catch-pan at the bottom of the universe where all the planetary busted junk falls. One day it’ll all be recycled into new stars and new planets and asteroids and comets — and, well, just everything!
Meantime, Global Climate Crisis and Collapse which comes from excessive SUV use, has caused a “Solar-Polar Vortex Maelstrom” to form, belching sun-chunks and high-temperature plasma to DESTROY THE EARTH — AND IT’S YOUR FAULT OR EATING TOO MUCH BEEF!!
Since the sun is a giant hot rock, chunks can break off, and fall below to the bottom catch-pan, REDUCING Solar GRAVITY — and now the Earff’s orbit will be cancelled, and Earff will be FLUNG OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM TO AN ENDLESS, DARK, COLD AWFUL DEATH — and it’s all your fault for not eating enough cockroaches and not sending Al Gore Solar Chunk Credits money — YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
Because, SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!
Trump’s fault.