Dick should be prohibited from voting in his new state for 10 YEARS!
Maybe by then the Dick will stop voting Democrat and thus STOP being a Dick!!!
Ya, or every community has to be so obnoxiously traditional as to drive the freaks away. But then that's a contradiction isn't it, "obnoxiously traditional"? How do you outdo extremists? It's not in Hank Hills nature.
The only solution I can think of are Acts of God from the Bible.