[BusterDog]

Gonna take more than a show to get it done.

[StAntKnee]

Guess that means she’ll never be going back.

[Oscar in Batangas]

I hope she was at home and had a front row seat for the process.

[EvilCapitalist]

If Nancy wants to exorcise evil spirits, she should try offing herself.

[Flatus I. Maximus]

And afterwards was surprised to discover that she couldn’t enter her home?

[G Larry]

I’m sure the Priest insisted she first make a good confession.

[Shady]

Did she drop dead after the Exorcism?

[Adder]

Surprised she didn’t burst into flames...

[ncalburt]

Abortion loving Creature needs to be buried alive for her crimes.

[TigersEye]

I clicked on this thread to read the Babylon Bee satire.

Is the byline “NY Post” part of the joke? :)

[Texan5]

I wonder if she screamed when the priest sprinkled holy water around/on her-did she burst into flame?

[ArtDodger]

The Bee is gonna roll with this one!

[Texan5]

I wonder if she screamed when the priest sprinkled holy water around/on her-did she burst into flame?

[Governor Dinwiddie]

These most profane and unrepentant sinners, who take joy in killing the unborn, have the hubris to call upon God. What a shallow faith; it's as if they are shopping for designer prayers to match their $12 per pint ice cream.

Jesus had Nancy in mind when he reminds us in Matthew 7:21,

“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

[PTBAA]

Ironic, an unrepentant serial baby-killer is asking for God’s help to rid her house of evil. Be careful what you ask for, Nancy.

[Track9]

Priests serve eviction notices? Francis has really changed things.

[Beowulf9]

[Blood of Tyrants]

Did he throw Nazti out?

[Celtic Conservative]

Gonna try to exorcize the evil spirits from Paul’s crotch?

CC

[LukeL]

I one time in Jesus name, rebuked any unclean spirits that may be in my house. Not even a second latter I heard a loud crash coming from downstairs. When I went and checked the towel rack had fallen off the wall. Take it for what you will.

[rktman]

Where did nanzi move to?