We have seagulls this AM, bodes ill for the weather.
Q: What do you see when seagulls shed their belly feathers at the rubbish tip?
A: Their down in the dumps...
Oh, that was hysterical.
Are seagulls ever NOT down in the dumps?
Speaking of bad puns.
I had to explain to my suitcase that, much as it looks forward to our trips, we just wouldn’t be able to afford a vacation this year.
Now I have emotional baggage.