Social Security will be “saved” through 3 basic measures imposed by the government:
1. Deliberately underreport inflation rates to keep cost of living adjustments for SS recipients artificially lower than real inflation rates.
2. Flood the country with immigrants who won’t even realize they’re only here to pay the cost of supporting retired American citizens.
3. Euthanize old people.
So apparently ‘cutting payouts’ isn’t an obvious solution as well? Oh well..