Posted on 01/09/2023 5:14:26 PM PST by Right Wing Vegan
A suspected "porch pirate" was caught in a bind over the weekend when he was arrested for allegedly stealing someone else’s property.
According to Tulsa Police, on Jan. 6, officers from the Riverside Division Street Crimes were informed about a porch pirate near 8100 S. Maybelle Ave. Police obtained surveillance footage and noticed the alleged porch pirate wearing a woman’s red thong as a mask.
An officer from the Street Crimes division reportedly recognized the suspect from similar incidents also involving a man wearing underwear on his head. Tulsa Police called it an "unusual and questionably effective mask."
After identifying the suspect as Spencer Gougler, Tulsa Police officers went to his residence and knocked on the door. Police saw him inside, but Gougler "remained inside the residence and would not talk with officers."
Officers reportedly contained the house and obtained a search warrant.
Once the warrant was signed and announced, Gougler reportedly opened the door and exited.
He was booked into the Tulsa County Jail on Jan. 7 just after midnight on five counts of larceny, knowingly concealing stolen property, and grand larceny. Records show he bonded out later that day.
I would think Granny Panties would be more effective than thong underwear when trying to conceal your identity.
Heavens to Murgatroid!
That’s Q!!!
But it might have worked either way if Biden got the blame.
Does Dwight Manfredi have an alibi?
If he’d worn them as underwear and identified as trans he’d be untouchable
Lol!
He wanted a color-coordinated outfit.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch.
My sources at the White House tell me Biden had taken inspiration from this story. But as usual, Slow Joe got the details wrong.
Lol!
I guess he wanted to “snatch” some packages.
ROFL! Thank you for that - that is hilarious. 😂🤣
Panty Raid
Regardless of nationality, us Twin Otter guys are sneaky bastards ...
He was multitasking. Theft plus some type of sexual fetish gratification.
French in this case. First time I was ever shot at, that I know of, going over the Gaza strip in a Twin Otter. Pilot advised me to sit on my tool box.
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