There is no such thing as shoplifting
In actuality there is criminal redistribution of income. Those who have not self redistribute with no worry of retribution.
Progress is accomplished by self redistribution. Redistribution of the wealth of others is progress and therefore good
LOVE IT! “Undocumented income redistribution”.
As in, “He’s not shoplifting, it was an undocumented redistribution of income”.
A perfect way for liberals to excuse criminal thievery just like they do the southern border.
We’ll put Kamalalalalabaabaa in charge of that too. She can be the shoplifting czar.