"Even Jimmy Stewart in Mr.Smith Goes to Washington would get tired of smelling the body odors and gas passed by Pelosi and the rest of the codgers, hour after hour." They should bring in a bunch of fans, and blow the stink over to where the "journalists" are.
And maybe they should send out for a truckload of deodorant --- "Right Guard" for the republicans, and the "Axe" for demonic-rats.