Illinois has rivers on both sides of it, and one really big lake. No shortage of water, fish, farmland, just for starters. Florida has a limited water table and hurricanes, no matter how good the governor and the politics are. Also lots and lots of really annoying old people. I worked behind the counter of a kosher deli for a couple of years. Every last one of them would ask the same exact question: “Is it fresh?” Of course. Fresh salami. They just cured it and dried it for fun. Stale rotisserie chicken, though, that I just took out of the oven five minutes ago. I’ll take my chances with the terrorists. Seniors get weird when too many of them congregate. Critical mass, you know.
HEY!
“Every last one of them would ask the same exact question: “Is it fresh?” Of course. Fresh salami.”
I would have been cracking up—every time.
That is hilarious.