It's a well known fact that no man has ever committed suicide after a dalliance with a hot adult blonde, or a brunette, Ginger, etc.
Your assumption is wrong. Legally sexual misconduct refers to offenses ranging from workplace harassment, exposure, improper touching, sexual coercion,rape and such offenses. The official definition will vary by state. Under Florida Statute its definition and prohibition is usually found in laws regarding professional conduct. It is not used to define the sexual assault of minors.
What...are they more likely to stop by the local pub and start bragging? Lol