Posted on 12/13/2022 6:32:44 AM PST by Salman
Chicago — Two men who were shot by a concealed carry holder as they allegedly tried to steal his car in downtown Chicago over the weekend were charged with felonies on Monday.
Prosecutors said one of the accused men, who had been shot in the buttocks, ran from the scene and tried to get help from two women by dropping his pants and showing them the bullet hole in his butt.
It all started when the concealed carry holder prepared to leave the Cambria Hotel, 32 West Randolph, around 3:40 a.m. Saturday, prosecutor Sarah Dale-Schmidt said. The victim started his black 2020 Dodge Charger with his key fob as he headed out of the hotel.
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Real or Babylon Bee? You decide.
THAT’S NOT A BULLET HOLE!
No need to look. The usual suspects.
Reminds me of the butcher shop owner who backed into his meat grinder; he got a little behind in his work.
My guess...black on black. Black shooter n black perps. Who else is out and about 3:40 a.m. Saturday in Chicongo?
When you need help from random women on the street, it is always best to drop your pants first.
Disaster.
Ooo! I’m using that. Good dad joke.
Happy ending to an extremely violent attack. If you go to the article you’ll see a link to another that’s even more disturbing:
“More than 50 armed robberies in 6 days, but Chicago police seem to have no plan to fight it”
https://cwbchicago.com/2022/12/more-than-50-armed-robberies-in-6-days-but-chicago-police-seem-to-have-no-plan-to-fight-it.html
Disaster
Random women on the street at 3:00 am. No thanks…
I've got to try this pickup line.
Blew him a new a**hole.
Maybe two guys wearing red MAGA hats, carrying a noose and a bottle of bleach? At least according to Jussie Smollett and 99% of the airhead bimbos on MSNBC... And yes, liberals really were stupid enough to believe that.
glorgau ~ I've got to try this pickup line.
Why not? It works for Laz...
And yes, liberals really were stupid enough to believe that.
Or maybe just a lie to prove their loyalty?
Real or Babylon Bee? You decide.
This happens a few times every week in Chiraq.
And it is tracked:
2022 Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter
https://heyjackass.com/2022-shot-in-the-ass-o-meter/
This needs to happen more often. Yesterday I was watching the local Chicago news (aka the crime report) and saw a video of a man who was warming up his car at 3:40 a.m. before he went to work and was blocked in by the car of four “youths” who robbed him. Unfortunately, that story did not have a happy ending. There was a rash of armed robberies in that vicinity yesterday morning and there is a good chance these were the perpetrators of at least some of them.
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