[Governor Dinwiddie]

She looks like the kind of girl who has been battling a lifelong weight problem. She starves herself during the day. At night she sits alone on her Murphy bed, soup spoon in hand, eating Haagen-Dazs straight from the carton; Reruns of Bay Watch playing in the background cover the sound of her slurping.

If only someone in high school had asked her to the prom, how different her life might have been! Alas, to be a fag hag was her destiny.

[Palio di Siena]

How many cats ya figure she’s got?

[Mermaid Girl]

I had to read this post to my husband. Scathing, and so very beautiful. You nail this broad to a T.

You win the internets today, and my hat is off to you, Sir.