The Great Hero™ (he's fighting for all of us!!!!!) captured them all and is now negotiating with the Second Coming Of Hitler, (also knowns as Vladimir Baby-Eater Putin™) for the surrender of all Russian troops and the occupation of Moscow by Ukrainian Freedom Fighters™ (take THAT Putin!!!)
George Soros, Hunter Biden, Sam Bankman-Fried-Egg, Nancy Pelosi and Ursala von der Leyen will be leading a rainbow flag-festooned celebration in honor of Zelenskyyyyyyyy (he's a hero for all of us!!!!) and also in honor of the fact that leftist/globalist/Democrat/RINO/WEF filthbags' numbered, offshore bank accounts have magically and exponentially increased in value since the war began. (They're grifting for all of us!!!)