Posted on 12/02/2022 5:02:29 AM PST by dennisw
Russian leader bruised his coccyx as he slipped down seven steps, reports say
Telegram channel that claims links to his bodyguards said Putin 'involuntarily defecated' due to effects of 'cancer of the gastrointestinal tract'
Vladimir Putin has fallen down stairs at his official residence and soiled himself while continuing to suffer from cancer, a Telegram channel which claims links to his bodyguards has suggested.
The 70-year-old Russian leader, whose health has visibly deteriorated since he launched his war in Ukraine, suffered the fall on Wednesday evening when he slipped coming down stairs at his Moscow home, channel General SVR claims.
Putin landed on his coccyx, fell down five steps, then rolled on to his side and slid down two more. The sharp impact caused him to 'involuntarily defecate' due to 'cancer of the gastrointestinal tract', according to the channel.
In the latest post, the channel wrote that Putin 'stumbled and fell to his back, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps.
'The incident took place in front of the president's bodyguards, who reacted quickly and rushed to Putin's aid.
'Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence.'
The channel said that medics 'arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president'.
This was due to him suffering 'oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion' - and the fall caused an 'involuntary defecation'.
The report said: 'After a complete examination, a bruise of the coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed.
'He wears special shoes, even at home, with anti-slip coating, and the stairs in the residence are considered 'safe'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Hope he didn’t hit any Belgian nuns on the way down...
Dennisw: That wasn’t me. That was Putinsky
And while boarding or deplaning Air Force One.. he “Depends” on Doctor Jill... and it’s really sad that we must talk about POTUS that way, but we must.
Jill Biden, is that you?
Deep state’s Mockingbird media hates Putin for his support of Christianity and his defense of traditional values.
What does biden, putin and my 6 month year old grandson have in common ?
Deep state propaganda...again. Even IF true it’s funny how Biden NEVER apparently suffers the effect of aging in the minds of the media.
Extremely detailed article. Therefore, it must be true. /s
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In police investigations, extremely detailed alibis are a “tell” someone is lying. This story is overly specific in its detail.
“Putin landed on his coccyx, fell down five steps, then rolled on to his side and slid down two more.”
A lot of dementia patients are incontenent. I predict his Depends will leak on stage one day......
What does biden, putin and my 6 month year
old grandson have in common ?
************
The major difference for you and your grandson
is he will grow out of it. Others are growing
into it as they age.
Biden stumbles multiple times, falls as he scales Air Force One stairs
The president was briskly climbing the stairs to the presidential jet before appearing to trip, attempting to gather himself, then tripping again.
Biden’s entire torso went out of view when he stumbled the second time, though his hand can be seen still holding onto the railing of the jet stairs. Biden then got up and made it the rest of the way up the jet stairs.
Biden was down on his knee for a moment, before getting up and pausing briefly with one hand on the railing and the other rubbing his knee.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-stumbles-multiple-times-air-force-one-stairs
LOL, WTF was that?????
I don't know what he really is saying there, but it sure does sound like "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!" and he seems awfully proud of it.
“All warfare is based on deception”
Oh no!!!!
He’s just imitating Biden to raise his poll numbers.
How many types of cancer does he have now? I’ve stopped keeping track.
—> This report is also on Twitter.
We’ll if it is on the authoritative Daily Mail AND backed up by a Twitter account, well that should be solid enough for Zeepers everywhere!
One of my favorite Tom Lehrer songs.
Bovine scatology.
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