There once were some cars in Nantucket
Rented for the President’s junket…
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket
One day his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
As to the bucket, Nan tuck it.
They burst into flame
Oh what a shame
With so many suspects whodunit?
An SUV out in Nantucket
Leaked fuel — not a drop; a whole bucket
Just one tiny spark
Lit up the car park
The Insurance Adjuster said “F@#k it.”