Bottom sissy boyz can’t pass up designer luggage. It wasn’t (insert pronoun here) fault.
Maybe he can get a job as a baggage handler.
They need to go back to the boarding of the initial flight, review the cameras, and a million dollars says the freak stalked the woman who checked the stolen luggage, meaning they/it/shit/freak has established mens rea of the felony theft, overcoming any 'accidental' claim.
Right now someone has drawn the short straw in the White Hospice to be dispatched to this queer and demand resignation, lest he be subpoena'd the first week of January.