[FlingWingFlyer]

Thanksgiving football and Black Friday wasn’t real. They didn’t happen at the first Thanksgiving either.

[Alberta's Child]

I am crushed. You have destroyed the precious narrative of my childhood. :-P

[FreedomPoster]

I will not go near a retail establishment tomorrow.

Actually, just thinking about it, I may. The wife’s home town, where we’re at right now, has a new-ish gun range I may go to, and I think it has a store attached.