KAITLAN COLLINS: Governor Whitmer: What is the argument for you not running for President?
GOV WHITMER: Well, Kaitlan, some might say I am not qualified, but...
KAITLAN COLLINS: Wait-really? We have a totally senile vegetable, corrupt to the core, has not held a real job in his life as President, and just elected to the Senate a man who cannot speak, cannot read, cannot think, is corrupt to the core, and besides never having held down a real job either, when he can make himself understood, conveys the most harebrained irresponsible sentiments anyone has ever heard! Why would you consider yourself less than fully qualified?
GOV WHITMER: When you put it like that, I guess...
KAITLAN COLLINS: Plus, you have boobs and a vagina!
GOV WHITMER: (whispers) Kaitlan, the boobs are fake, and I still, er, have a package. I haven't fully transitioned...
KAITLAN COLLINS: That's even better!
GOV WHITMER: Alright! You sold me!
LOL!