[Pollard]

There were stories about how the carbon footprint dropped from everyone staying home. Many of us predicted Climate Lockdowns will be a thing someday.

[Brian Griffin]

“Many of us predicted Climate Lockdowns will be a thing someday.”

Dear Motorist:

The nation’s annual CO2 emissions quota has been used up. I look forward to your patronage in January.

Ed of Ed’s Exxon-Mobil Service Station