[Eleutheria5]

Maybe we should get the earth away from the sun by everyone blowing hard at the same time in the same direction. Then go over to the other side and blow hard enough to put on the brakes so we don’t collide with Mars. That’ll be called Global Blow Job!

[MikelTackNailer]

Maybe we should get the earth away from the sun by everyone blowing hard at the same time in the same direction. Then go over to the other side and blow hard enough to put on the brakes so we don’t collide with Mars.

That's remarkably similar to a top secret briefing Biden got about mass-source sound application: