16-Year-Old Girl Shot After Attempted Theft From Popcorn Store, Causing Panic Among Mall Shoppers

https://sports.yahoo.com/16-old-girl-shot-attempted-142254005.html ^ | 09/21/2022 | Evie B.

[Drew68]

"16-Year-Old Girl Shot After Attempted Theft From Popcorn Store" is the headline most often used as this story makes the rounds.

"Store Owner Wounds Armed Robber" is the headline that should be used as it more accurately describes the events that took place.

[Qwapisking]

“Amish girl denied popcorn fix” is another headline option. Just sayin’.

[Reno89519]

Store owner needs some shooting practice.

[jimwatx]

She was trying to steal popcorn?

[DoughtyOne]

Beat me to it. Dang right!

Time to open up on these smash and grab groups.

The fewer left alive, the safer we’ll all be.

This isn’t their only gig.

[No name given]

Reparations, according to her twisted worldview.

[Betty Jane]

Then got caught and pulled a gun.

[HamiltonJay]

Done even need to look at the mugshot…

[Drew68]

She was trying to steal popcorn?

She was trying to steal a drink. The store owner confronter her, she pulled a gun, the store owner pulled his gun and shot her in the leg.

She's now being charged as an adult.

[hardspunned]

Dig that crazy name.

[PGR88]

16-year-old Za’Lill D’Chelle Patterson...when Patterson pulled out a gun after she was caught trying to shoplift from the store by the owner.

let's see how we can spin this for the local leftist newspaper....

She was a good little girl, loved to play with her doll collection

Top student at XYZ High School. Her teacher said she was aiming for Ivy League colleges.

Was planning to become a nurse or doctor, so she could help people

Everyone in the neighborhood loved her, she was always so friendly and helpful

And while not an aspiring rap artist, she loved to dance...

[traderrob6]

It was not a “theft”, it was a freakin ARMED ROBBERY.

[packagingguy]

There is a reason Jackson is becoming a ghost town. Ok Jackson is technically across the street but...

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"Za’Lill D’Chelle Patterson"

You can't make this stuff up … wait … wait … actually you CAN make this stuff up.

[Skooz]

Note that this is in the sports section of yahoo.

[thegagline]

This is what a “ Za’Lill D’Chelle Patterson” looks like:

[Jane Long]

Fo shizzle.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

#11: "Top student at XYZ High School."

I'm afraid you misspelled X'YZ High School. Hope this helps!

[Night Hides Not]

The name screams “Amish”, doesn’t it? LOLOL

[V_TWIN]

Yep that headline is as freakin’ as biased as CAN be.

Right up there with the old man in the convenience store thst shot the thug that walked in with an AR.

Both got what they deserved IMO.