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Easier to get him out of there if he craps his pants
1 posted on 09/19/2022 12:48:22 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Closer to the loo?


2 posted on 09/19/2022 12:48:44 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Well, certainly not back of the bus yeah? /s


3 posted on 09/19/2022 12:49:09 PM PDT by cranked
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All the lesser for the queen to smell him.


4 posted on 09/19/2022 12:50:57 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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Or farts loudly again in front of the royals.


5 posted on 09/19/2022 12:51:20 PM PDT by Dr. Franklin ("A republic, if you can keep it." )
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Yes. The Beast has been outfitted with a heavy-duty retractable changing table.


6 posted on 09/19/2022 12:51:35 PM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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I suspect that had Trump been reelected then he would have accepted whatever seating the Brits worked out as well. The Queen is the central figure, not the attendees.


7 posted on 09/19/2022 12:52:49 PM PDT by Lower Deck
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They did that in purpose so in case he farts again no one will have to smell it, especially Camilla she already felt the stench of Biden’s stinky farts


9 posted on 09/19/2022 12:53:42 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Well he always was a back bencher.


11 posted on 09/19/2022 12:57:39 PM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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Look at the bright side.

Joe will have a front-row seat at his own funeral, and will be lucky to fill 14 rows.

-PJ

13 posted on 09/19/2022 12:58:40 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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He was totally surprised when the organist didn’t play “Hail to the Chief” when he finally walked in.


14 posted on 09/19/2022 12:58:41 PM PDT by immadashell (Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
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There was a considerable list of those who insisted on being upwind.


15 posted on 09/19/2022 12:59:30 PM PDT by PTBAA
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Biden took Hunter on AF1 to the memoriam to hawk his art outside the cathedral doors. Biden told the press he didn’t know why all that art was taking up their seats and why they had to stand for the duration of the flight. lol


19 posted on 09/19/2022 1:04:01 PM PDT by chuckee
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Out of sniffing range? 😎✌


20 posted on 09/19/2022 1:04:05 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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Commonwealth nations have a special relationship with the Queen.

The U.S.A. is not a Commonwealth nation.

There are 56 present Commonwealth nations. They SHOULD have precedence.

Antigua and Barbuda
Australia
Bahamas
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belize
Botswana
Brunei
Cameroon
Canada
Cyprus[D]
Dominica
Eswatini
Fiji[B]
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Grenada
Guyana
India
Jamaica
Kenya
Kiribati
Lesotho
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Malta[F]
Mauritius
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru[B]
New Zealand
Nigeria
Pakistan
Papua New Guinea
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis[B]
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Samoa[B]
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Singapore[B]
Solomon Islands
South Africa
Sri Lanka
Tanzania
Togo
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tuvalu[B]
Uganda
United Kingdom
Vanuatu[B]
Zambia


21 posted on 09/19/2022 1:05:34 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (What was 35% of the Rep. Party is now 85%. And it’s too late to turn back—Mac Stipanovich )
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Less risky to Dems if he sits next to an aisle. Removes the possibility that he’d tell his neighbor about how the funeral reminds him of Beau.


23 posted on 09/19/2022 1:07:04 PM PDT by Textide (Lord, grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn. ~ Scotch-Irish prayer)
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There is protocol for these things.

I am sure the seating plan was done days before.

24 posted on 09/19/2022 1:09:05 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
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Meghan Markle is a better representative of the USA than him.


28 posted on 09/19/2022 1:17:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Yeah, I was thinking “Closer to the changing table that way”.


32 posted on 09/19/2022 1:23:38 PM PDT by Hazwaste (Socialists are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
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Yep, aisle seat just in case.

Still, MEghan got to sit directly behind the King and Queen and 12 rows ahead of Puddin’ Head. They’re both arrogant ugly Americans.


33 posted on 09/19/2022 1:26:06 PM PDT by bgill (Which came first, the vax or the virus?)
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In all fairness, representatives from Commonwealth countries should be seated in front of the U.S. President.


34 posted on 09/19/2022 1:30:47 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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