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Florida Man exceeds expectations again.
1 posted on 09/13/2022 12:03:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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9:50 a.m
2 posted on 09/13/2022 12:05:16 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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Lightweight.


3 posted on 09/13/2022 12:05:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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By the old standards it’s only 4 times the legal limit.


4 posted on 09/13/2022 12:06:04 PM PDT by for-q-clinton (Cancel Culture IS fascism...Let's start calling it that!)
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I thought it was water is the drunk Florida man’s equivalent to the murderer’s defense that I thought it wasn’t loaded.


10 posted on 09/13/2022 12:15:32 PM PDT by chuckee
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>and .0417 on the second

Fire the proofreader if there is such a thing any longer.


11 posted on 09/13/2022 12:16:56 PM PDT by fretzer
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And close to one time the lethal limit...


12 posted on 09/13/2022 12:19:28 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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Holy crap ... when do you call the ambulance?


15 posted on 09/13/2022 12:22:03 PM PDT by taxcontrol (The choice is clear - either live as a slave on your knees or die as a free citizen on your feet.)
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That’s pro level stuff. You or I try to hit .417, the ticker is gonna hit the eject button.


16 posted on 09/13/2022 12:23:35 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Day Drinking, then going for a drive on the boulevard.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.


17 posted on 09/13/2022 12:24:13 PM PDT by lee martell ( )
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Too many Gatorade margaritas.


19 posted on 09/13/2022 12:27:54 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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...around 9:50 a.m. on Saturday?





20 posted on 09/13/2022 12:28:51 PM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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Clearwater: The home of Scientology. Another reason to avoid Florida.


22 posted on 09/13/2022 12:53:22 PM PDT by Scarlett156 (And the worst part of it was that I FORCED them to read it!! )
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He’s been practicing for awhile.


23 posted on 09/13/2022 12:56:17 PM PDT by dynachrome (“We cannot save Ukraine by dooming the US economy.” Rand Paul)
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Alcoholism is a terrible disease


24 posted on 09/13/2022 12:57:57 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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No statement like “Do you know who I am and the people know?”


25 posted on 09/13/2022 1:01:26 PM PDT by Mark (Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? Homer Simpson)
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“A Florida Man”? They just couldn’t say it.


27 posted on 09/13/2022 1:07:42 PM PDT by cicero2k
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Andy gets call tells Otis his brother found in TAMPA, Fla.


28 posted on 09/13/2022 3:59:14 PM PDT by Vaduz ( )
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