Can you imagine how it would hurt if you were caught between two colliding continents. OMG, the pain!
Or imagine if you were caught in a tectonic plate subduction zone and you got sucked into the center of the earth! That would be even worse pain.
We better launch a crash program to stop Continental Drift ASAP. Several trillion dollars would be a good way to start.
Exactly! Want to join my team? You’ve got the Talking Points down cold for when we talk to our ‘Dark Money’ Investors.
*SMIRK*