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1 posted on 09/08/2022 2:09:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Deputies attempted to tase the man, ... but were unsuccessful.

Does chain mail short out tasers?

2 posted on 09/08/2022 2:14:22 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The government sees you as either livestock or pet. If things get bad they will eat their pets too.)
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3 posted on 09/08/2022 2:14:30 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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He thinks he’s a Targaryen.


4 posted on 09/08/2022 2:15:02 PM PDT by IndispensableDestiny
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“Heh, that’s not a knife...”


5 posted on 09/08/2022 2:16:40 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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His real name is Hunter Biden.


6 posted on 09/08/2022 2:17:10 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Why didn’t he have an attack-trained alligator?


7 posted on 09/08/2022 2:18:46 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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He was driving to Balmoral hoping the new His Maj would dub him knight.


8 posted on 09/08/2022 2:20:04 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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Don’t bring a sword to a gun fight. or a taser fight.


9 posted on 09/08/2022 2:21:33 PM PDT by DannyTN
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“As police tried to remove him, he reached towards his center console and drew the three-foot blade, attached to a metal dragon-shaped handle...”

If he yelled “there can be only one!” while doing it, I’d vote to acquit.


10 posted on 09/08/2022 2:23:50 PM PDT by Boogieman
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Did they shoot it out of his hands?


11 posted on 09/08/2022 2:24:25 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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Attempted suicide by cop?


13 posted on 09/08/2022 2:26:40 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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Southwest Florida strikes again...


14 posted on 09/08/2022 2:32:33 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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A slice of everyday life for Florida Man.

May go into the finals for the big sports arena Florida Man Extravaganza competition.

Another——
Jan. 9, 2018: Florida man tries to steal rack of ribs by stashing it in his pants
When cops busted Maeli Alvarez-Aguilar at an Indiantown store, he allegedly “removed a full rack of ribs from his waistband.” The hungry 26-year-old was also smuggling fried chicken, two packs of hamburger buns and some mashed potatoes, police said.

Sept. 5, 2019: Florida man protects car from Hurricane Dorian by parking it in kitchen
Patrick Eldridge, of Jacksonville, drove his Smart car inside his home and into his kitchen to protect it from flooding and wind. “My husband was afraid his car might blow away,” his wife, Jessica, said on Facebook.


15 posted on 09/08/2022 2:32:58 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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“Nissan Altima”

ROFL!


16 posted on 09/08/2022 2:42:51 PM PDT by Ken H (Trump /DeSantis)
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Florida Man always has the best headlines!


19 posted on 09/08/2022 2:53:50 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide
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That was either an amazingly capacious center console, or he really pulled his transmission oil dipstick.


22 posted on 09/08/2022 3:03:28 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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A Bruce Lee quote comes to mind.

He was asked why Kung Fu movies are generally in the past. His reply was, “If the movie was set to and I jump out and go ‘Hie-Yah’, The cop goes Pow-Pow


23 posted on 09/08/2022 3:07:21 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Stop feeding the beast, and steal its food!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo


26 posted on 09/08/2022 3:16:10 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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....but where were the social workers?


29 posted on 09/08/2022 3:44:00 PM PDT by Pirate Ragnar (Hope coming from Florida)
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From the article:
"...methamphetamine, marijuana, and a glass pipe..."


34 posted on 09/08/2022 4:54:12 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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