Florida Man Arrested After Stealing and Drinking Vodka at Walmart

Sunny 106.3 ^ | August 24, 2022 | Joe Winner

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Apparently, this #FloridaMan was originally from Los Angeles.

[proxy_user]

But I’ll bet he fit right in!

[frank ballenger]

Where was online news clickbait before the arrival of Florida Man?

[Telepathic Intruder]

$61.91. That’s not a bad deal, actually.

[Songcraft]

Did he look like this?

     

[fidelis]

Apparently, this #FloridaMan was originally from Los Angeles.

Things are coming full circle. California was a beautiful place before the other states starting sending their homegrown hippies, loonies and losers there. Now after ruining the place and percolating a few generations to intensify the resulting gene pool, California is returning the favor.

[clearcarbon]

"Shopping at Wal Mart can be stressful,"

[lee martell]

I went to that website. He looks like somebody who lives in the back seat of somebody else’s flat bed truck.

[Antihero101607]

It looks like she has a couple of breathing slits or extra nostrils right above her eyes.

[posterchild]

I never saw any alcohol in any Walmart until I went to a then girlfriends hometown in Sonora and saw an incredible Tequila shelf at the local Walmart.

[nascarnation]

It depends on state regulations and (possibly) local permitting practices.
Here in Indiana, a lot of the WMs have beer, wine, and hard liquor. Aldi has beer and wine but no booze.

[Songcraft]

After checking the web site out, I see what you mean, with that picture of him there without a mask, and I agree with you.

(At least after drinking the vodka, he didn't go to the Walmart bottle/can return, and try to get a nickel or dime back for each of his empty bottles.)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

My Wal-Mart super center in Warrington, FL has beer and wine.

[nascarnation]

Surely Florida isn’t stupid enough to have bottle deposits, is it? Nothing dumber than seeing long lines of people at Meijer in Michigan waiting and waiting to turn in their stash of bottles.

[Songcraft]

Looking closely at her there, I think you are right.   She can keep on breathing, even with the masks on. (And she probably has large empty spaces there behind those slits, where she can thoroughly process the air vapors.)

[Songcraft]

Not sure about Florida.   I know what you mean about stores where people bring huge cartloads of bottles and cans to return for money.   Some of those stores post a $25 limit per visit, but I don't believe everyone obeys that limit.

[Antihero101607]

They might also be heat sensing pits to aid in tracking prey.

[Ken H]

Walmart memo: “Watch the Skyy. Everywhere. Keep looking. Keep watching the Skyy!”

[BipolarBob]

Was that wrong? Should he have not done that? I gotta plead ignorance here. Where i come from this happens all the time. it’s sorta accepted.

[Maris Crane]

Some Walmarts sell Vodka?????????

Yippeeeeee!