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A Putin joke

Posted on 08/23/2022 1:53:04 PM PDT by Ning_England

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -And Kyiv? -We got that too. Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks: -Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.


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To: map

“Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.”

“I generally have a pretty good sense of humor. I read this joke 3 times and don’t get it.
What am I missing?”

My wife and I visited the Vatican Museum .. . it was a hot day in Rome. The FIRST thing I did when we exited the museum was to go to a curbside beverage cart and ordered a Diet Coke.. .”Thanks, how much do I owe you? -5 euros.” IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!

Dude .. . 5 euros is about $7.50 .. .
IMAGINE paying $7.50 for a DIET COKE ( chuckle ) .. .


41 posted on 08/23/2022 3:17:24 PM PDT by Spaceman49
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To: Tell It Right

That’s an obscure joke.


42 posted on 08/23/2022 3:21:26 PM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump. )
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To: Travis McGee

Meaningless.

You can’t take dividends out of Russia.
Foreign investors can’t sell their investments.
Exporters have to convert half their proceeds into Rubles.
And there’s very few transactions occurring.
At this point the ruble is so manipulated, it’s a meaningless exchange rate.
Nobody except the few is still paying it. China and India to the extent they are buying oil are demanding deep discounts.
Because their trade relationships with the US dwarf that of their relationships with Russia.


43 posted on 08/23/2022 3:27:35 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: nickcarraway
The more the Ruble goes up, the more it hurts exports.

Nyet...when your exports are essential raw materials the world can't do without

Russia is making more money selling less energy than ever before, while Europe scrambles to keep its lights on and bread on the table.

44 posted on 08/23/2022 3:35:55 PM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
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To: McGruff

Thread winner!!


45 posted on 08/23/2022 3:39:17 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: map

Russia got taken over by Europe


46 posted on 08/23/2022 3:42:03 PM PDT by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOWhx) )
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To: map

Euro’s not rubles


47 posted on 08/23/2022 3:57:18 PM PDT by South Dakota (Patriotism is the new terrorism )
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To: South Dakota; All

Thank you to all who responded.

My thick skull deflected the delicate punchline.


48 posted on 08/23/2022 4:05:00 PM PDT by map
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To: CaptainCarrollton

Lol. You have to be kidding. Putin is an atheist.


49 posted on 08/23/2022 4:15:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: mac_truck

China and India are buying less oil and gas even though they’re getting it at a huge discount.


50 posted on 08/23/2022 4:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Ning_England
Vladimir Putin is a 'clown' and has been outplayed by Ukraine, blasts former ally
Igor Girkin - an intelligence and army veteran who was central to Vladimir Putin’s seizure of Crimea and parts of the Donbas in 2014 - has mocked the Russian ruler’s performance
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putin-branded-clown-who-27799298

Russian tourist's photo gives away location of Putin’s air defences
https://canoe.com/news/world/russian-tourists-photo-gives-away-location-of-putins-air-defences/wcm/4860b296-8ba8-4ed3-89b7-47e11989d1f9

Drunk Putin lover attacks people on the streets of Poland – video

51 posted on 08/23/2022 4:22:07 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: Ning_England
Death of Dugina: the case is solved. Here is what happened
https://youtu.be/8YwC9xAADvE

52 posted on 08/23/2022 4:23:16 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: HIDEK6
That’s an obscure joke.

No one have ever taken over Russia except for the Mongols. So yeah, this isn't it. I understand it now but I'm not 🤣 because this isn't a realistic possibility.

53 posted on 08/23/2022 4:28:20 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Ning_England
'The Russians will break' | General Ben Hodges
Times Radio
https://youtu.be/1ZxfuQX7nEU

Selling property and planning to move: how Crimeans flee from the occupied peninsula
https://youtu.be/9K1TVVsaPiY

54 posted on 08/23/2022 4:33:28 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: Ning_England
Russia’s Once-Cozy Neighbors Getting Tough on Travel Visas
https://skift.com/2022/08/23/russias-once-cozy-neighbors-getting-tough-on-travel-visas/

55 posted on 08/23/2022 4:37:15 PM PDT by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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To: Spaceman49

What I got out of it was that the Euro is the de facto currency of Russia. I don’t know how true it is.

Presumably there is a black market in Russia which trade in Western currencies. I’m sure that was the case in the days of the USSR...probably less true today.


56 posted on 08/23/2022 4:43:45 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: DannyTN

All of that and until recently Russian savers were paid 20%... Yes, they are locked into rubles for some time.

I do hope the USD deposit rate doesn’t go anywhere near half that?

But biden could do it? He and his puppet masters are that out of touch.


57 posted on 08/23/2022 5:34:22 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: MinorityRepublican; map

“Not getting it either.”

Russia is not part of the EU, and Putin had to pay in Euros implying that Putin lost his bid to remake the USSR.


58 posted on 08/23/2022 7:18:07 PM PDT by 2CAVTrooper (One Nation, Under Fraud Completely Visible, With Spying and Lying To All.)
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To: nickcarraway
Your missing the big picture...perhaps intentionally. Russian energy exports have never been stronger.

Russia sees 38% rise in energy export earnings in 2022

59 posted on 08/23/2022 8:35:13 PM PDT by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera )
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