Tombstone Reads:
Here lies Spot
A cat he was not.
On the fateful day of his Fancy Feast Meal.
The neighborhood dogs laughed till they cried.
Alas Spot was shamed...and that's how he died.
That’s sad.
Too bad there weren’t any AI dogbot censors to protect him from bullying.
Or he could have just left the cat food to the cats where it belonged.