Saw a great sign in an antique store, “I’m a second hand vegetarian...cows eat grass...I eat cows”. Took a photo of it to send to my sister whose daughter is a vegan. My sister uses that phrase all the time now.
I had a niece look askance at a couple of hunting trophies I have mounted and hanging on the wall. She said “I’m a vegetarian.” I said “So were they.”