We know youâÂÂre doing great things⦠weâÂÂre paying for it! We can see your fancy dashboard, remember?
Thank you for stepping aside after your fourth term. Your legacy will be a record-setting budget, political stunts that led to dead fish and dead burros, and wasting our tax dollars to help dead-ender addicts.
Enjoy your sunset!
Keep saying you donâÂÂt know me, like you used to say âÂÂ2 terms and youâÂÂre out!âÂÂ
LOL.
You need a new computer. And every single thing you said was wrong. But doesn’t matter. Have a wonderful life.