[Red Badger]

Orville Redenbacher (July 16, 1907 – September 19, 1995) couldn't have popped fast enough for what's about to go down.

Was he buried in a giant paper bag?..................

[Ezekiel]

Was he buried in a giant paper bag?..................

LOL

Now build with me here because history is like Legos and the sky's the limit. More pieces, more fun...

July 16th, 1945, was Orville's 38th birthday. 38? Not a milestone. Then again, on the splody popcorn theme, the day was pretty famous:

The New York Times described him as "the agricultural visionary who all but single-handedly revolutionized the American popcorn industry."